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A while back I mentioned starting a series of calls specifically for small business owners who need help with their design projects. I also mentioned that I would host them on a weekly basis. I am also certifiably insane. Weekly? Was I serious? Seriously serious? Let's just say that with my current ...
Do you like sandwiches? I do. My death row meal would likely involve a sandwich of some kind. Not that I'm worried about making it easy on the prison kitchen, I just really, really like a good sammy. Sandwiches are easy. My toddler could make a sandwich if we gave him all the ingredients. There's a ...
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At one time or another, we've all been here. I've been here several times this week and it's only Tuesday. Oh, those kooky creatives.
Ideas are cheap. My father used to say if he had a dime for every idea he's had, well... you get the picture. And therein lies the problem. The ideas themselves are worth very little or nothing. The idea markets in our brains are saturated. We couldn't give them away unless we pair them with a ...
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This past weekend I attended a business-building event configured to foster conventional business thinking in a controlled environment of serious-minded individuals who... Oh crap. I just can't write that drivel for long without major brain cramp. Lift Off Retreat. Frikkin' amazing group of crazy-smart-caring-genius-creative people. I'll write more about this later, but I had to ...
Remember this guy? How about this guy? I know you remember this guy. What do they all have in common? They sported a mullet at one time or another. Now they don't. Why did mullets ...
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