I used to fly a lot for work. Back then, here’s my list of people who should be kicked off immediately:
1. Anyone with more than one item carried on, or an item that wouldn’t fit. Period.
2. Loud talkers.
3. People with screaming babies. All small children should be seated together in rows 36-48, with a solid wall in front of them.
4. People with children that kick seat backs. Open the rear airstairs long enough to chuck them out. Chutes optional.
5. People wider than the seat.
6. People who want to talk to me.
Can I add “anyone who brings kimchi take out on the plane” to the Kick Them Off list? That stuff STANKS.
My name is David:
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I used to fly a lot for work. Back then, here’s my list of people who should be kicked off immediately:
1. Anyone with more than one item carried on, or an item that wouldn’t fit. Period.
2. Loud talkers.
3. People with screaming babies. All small children should be seated together in rows 36-48, with a solid wall in front of them.
4. People with children that kick seat backs. Open the rear airstairs long enough to chuck them out. Chutes optional.
5. People wider than the seat.
6. People who want to talk to me.
Can I add “anyone who brings kimchi take out on the plane” to the Kick Them Off list? That stuff STANKS.