This post has no SEO. Blah.

Small business, blah blah.

Design, blah. Blah blah. Design good. blah.

Logos and branding blah. Do this. Blah blah. Think about your people… blah.

SXSW. Blahgity blah blah. Not going…because x, y, z, blah.

Who’s doing what blah. Products. blah. Teleclass, blah.

Think different, blah. blauthenticity.

Tuesday morning. Puddles. Wet. Cold. Happy.

25 Responses to This post has no SEO. Blah.
  1. tdhurst
    March 9, 2010 | 10:35 am

    Thank you for such post. I will subscribe and read more.

  2. tdhurst
    March 9, 2010 | 10:35 am

    Thank you for such post. I will subscribe and read more.

  3. Libby Unwin
    March 9, 2010 | 10:41 am

    Wow. I am deeply moved. I really needed this kick in the pants today, Prof. Pants. Thank you for your tireless inspiration.

  4. Libby Unwin
    March 9, 2010 | 10:41 am

    Wow. I am deeply moved. I really needed this kick in the pants today, Prof. Pants. Thank you for your tireless inspiration.

  5. Sparky Firepants
    March 9, 2010 | 11:36 am

    I just realized that my clever, off-the-cuff title has a huge hole: All the non-blah words in the post make for a more searchable post.

    I also realized that even when I write about something as silly as playing with my son before work, I wind up offending people.

    Yay, SEO!

    Yay, PRODUCTS!

    Yay, SXSW!

    Yay EVERYTHING! Woooo!!! Price is right!! Bob Barker! Donuts! Vegans! Non-vegans! Shoes! Caterpillars! Butterflies! Obama! Palin! Alcohol! Tea!

  6. Sparky Firepants
    March 9, 2010 | 11:36 am

    I just realized that my clever, off-the-cuff title has a huge hole: All the non-blah words in the post make for a more searchable post.

    I also realized that even when I write about something as silly as playing with my son before work, I wind up offending people.

    Yay, SEO!

    Yay, PRODUCTS!

    Yay, SXSW!

    Yay EVERYTHING! Woooo!!! Price is right!! Bob Barker! Donuts! Vegans! Non-vegans! Shoes! Caterpillars! Butterflies! Obama! Palin! Alcohol! Tea!

  7. Naomi Niles
    March 9, 2010 | 2:06 pm

    I'm going to count count your keyword count percentages in here. Just to make sure you did it right.

    Bob Barker!

  8. Naomi Niles
    March 9, 2010 | 2:06 pm

    I'm going to count count your keyword count percentages in here. Just to make sure you did it right.

    Bob Barker!

  9. Libby Unwin
    March 9, 2010 | 4:07 pm

    Offended whom?

  10. Libby Unwin
    March 9, 2010 | 4:07 pm

    Offended whom?

  11. Mahala
    March 9, 2010 | 4:16 pm

    See Sparky Jump. (Click the photo for enlargement.) Your little guy looks adorable. Love the hat.

    Touchdown! Just googled and you are on the first page for “blah.” SEO without even trying. You are the master.

  12. Mahala
    March 9, 2010 | 4:16 pm

    See Sparky Jump. (Click the photo for enlargement.) Your little guy looks adorable. Love the hat.

    Touchdown! Just googled and you are on the first page for “blah.” SEO without even trying. You are the master.

  13. Gina
    March 9, 2010 | 7:09 pm

    You hit it right on the head. Tuesday afternoon. Grassy hill. Sunshine. Errant tennis ball. Laughing 9 year old boy.

  14. Gina
    March 9, 2010 | 7:09 pm

    You hit it right on the head. Tuesday afternoon. Grassy hill. Sunshine. Errant tennis ball. Laughing 9 year old boy.

  15. Dick Carlson
    March 10, 2010 | 7:37 am

    Linking, blah, blah. Witty comment and blah blah. Wry observation blah, blahgity blahgity blah.

    Wrapping it blahgitty up. Blah.

  16. Dick Carlson
    March 10, 2010 | 7:37 am

    Linking, blah, blah. Witty comment and blah blah. Wry observation blah, blahgity blahgity blah.

    Wrapping it blahgitty up. Blah.

  17. Fabeku
    March 10, 2010 | 9:48 am

    You. Are. A. Rockstar.

    This is one of my favorite blog posts ever. Like in the whole history of the interwebs.

    Blah. Blah. Blah.

    So much blah. Everywhere you look.

    Blah. Blah. Blah.

    (And blauthenticity? Brilliant. And funny enough that my belly shakes from crazy laughter every time I say it.)

    Rock on Mr. Pants.

  18. Fabeku
    March 10, 2010 | 9:48 am

    You. Are. A. Rockstar.

    This is one of my favorite blog posts ever. Like in the whole history of the interwebs.

    Blah. Blah. Blah.

    So much blah. Everywhere you look.

    Blah. Blah. Blah.

    (And blauthenticity? Brilliant. And funny enough that my belly shakes from crazy laughter every time I say it.)

    Rock on Mr. Pants.

  19. Kip
    March 10, 2010 | 10:37 am

    Today you are my hero.

  20. Kip
    March 10, 2010 | 10:37 am

    Today you are my hero.

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  22. Alexia
    March 11, 2010 | 11:00 am

    blauthenticity…

    priceless ;)

  23. Alexia
    March 11, 2010 | 11:00 am

    blauthenticity…

    priceless ;)

  24. john anderson
    December 30, 2010 | 3:55 pm

    lol…this by far the funniest SEO post i have read to date..i think you might be keyword “stuffing” though..lol

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