Nice to meet you.

My name is David. Or Mr. Pants, if your prefer.

I create rockin' illustration for your unique situation.

This man can help you.

IF – Punchline

“…I have turtle recall.”

If you know the rest of this joke, please share it with the class.

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  • jenni
    I"m staying tuned.. you know I am!
  • Sparky Firepants
    Thanks, Everyone!


    I'm working on a bigger, colorful version of this guy. Stay tuned!
  • John Reichart
    A horse walks into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Turtle Recall!"





    wait...
  • jenni
    I love your turtle sketch.. he's just turtl-ey enough! hee hee


    now for the joke...

    An elephant was drinking out of a pond one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. Without warning, he strolled over and flicked it clear out of sight with his trunk.

    "What did you do that for?" asked a passing aardvark.



    "Because I recognized it... It's the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."



    "Wow, what a memory!" exclaimed the aardvark.



    "Yes," said the elephant. "Turtle recall."
  • Josh (musarter)
    I don't know the joke but I thought of Total Recall: "Quade!!" Nice character.
  • Laura Marsh
    Great sketch!
  • Connie
    I don't know the rest of the joke but the 'turtle recall' made me groan; it's wonderful as are your lines!
  • nina seven
    hee hee...funny. Love it!
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