SURTEX show, Day 2

I’ve been so busy I forgot to post our SURTEX Day 1. Truth be told, my booth assistant and I were busy hanging out in NYC. He’s also my son and we used to live in Manhattan, so we’re revisiting some old haunts. Last night we sampled the vietnamese noodles at Republic, one of my favorite eating spots in New York. So “busy” is relative. But winding down after a long day at a trade show is necessary.

We’ve met some great new people and plenty of our old friends. One of our new friends, booth neighbors Karen and Lee Harris took a photo for us this morning:

Surtex 2012 Sparky Firepants booth-Monday

The day has just begun, but the aisles are busy. Gotta go!

When Dinosaurs Warmed the Earth

Dinosaur illustration ©2012 Sparky Firepants®

In today's top news, it seems that scientists now believe that dinosaur farts contributed to global warming millions of years ago.

Is this just another case of blaming the dog?

Hmmm.

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

©2012 Sparky Firepants®Okay, so Cinco De Mayo is tomorrow. But tomorrow we'll be busy downing Mexican food and margaritas, so posting to the blog will not be on my list of priorities.

We love margaritas. We make 'em the old fashioned way with simple ingredients and no mixes. Just say no to the mix! It's so simple and easy, why use a mix with a lot of processed junk in it?

Even at home we each wander in our own direction from the basic recipe, which is tequila, lime, and triple sec. Jenni likes to use blue agave as a sweetener in hers, I like to use Cointreau.

We also use a brand of tequila called Lunazul, which is 100% pure blue agave. Other popular brands that use fillers can give you a bad headache, even if you don't overindulge.

A while back we stumbled upon Dave Stolte's Home Bar Basics book. His recipe calls for both lemon and lime, which I kinda dig. I highly recommend his book. It's full of tips on building up your own home bar and it features Dave's very cool illustrations.

Our friends also have their own variations of the margarita. We plan to try them all. Not all tomorrow, of course. What's your favorite margarita recipe? Add it to the comments below!

Whether your Cinco De Mayo is filled with cervezas and guacamole, or alcohol-free with pan fried noodles, take a moment and raise a glass to the independence of Mexico.

Surtex 2012: Preppity Prepping Pants

We are in full-on prep mode for Surtex 2012.

If you don't already know, Surtex is an annual marketplace for artists to get their art in front of buyers for decorative fabrics, wall coverings, stationery, greeting cards, gift wrap and other paper products, toys, and plenty of other products.

That's what we do best, so naturally Surtex is the place to be.

This is the first year for Sparky Firepants at Surtex and we're ecstatic. We've done some other shows, but this is the one we've been building toward. It's like we've been taking the Kobayashi Maru test and now we're ready to join the crew of the Enterprise.

Yesterday we had the Post Office, FedEx, and UPS all delivering packages. It was like a parade of diesel trucks. I think one may have also dropped from the sky, we're still checking. We got ginormous 8' high banners to decorate the booth. We had posters printed. We've sent out hundreds of postcards over the last several months. We also have our super special, original Sparky Firepants fabric swatches made from our best and funkiest designs.

The show starts May 20 at Javitz Center in NYC and we still have lots to do. I will post photos here as we go, including our booth setup. In the meantime, here are a few of the coolest things we've got hanging around the studio:

Postcard and journal designs ©2012 Sparky Firepants®

Above: A few of our promotional postcards and some Sparky Firepants journals.

Poster designs ©2012 Sparky Firepants®

Above: These are a few of the 16 x 20 posters we had printed by Thomas Reprographics. They turned out fantastic!

Fabric Designs ©2012 Sparky Firepants®

Above: Here are a few fabric swatches we had made at Spoonflower. Our daughter, Gwendolyn, is even sewing up some wearable stuff for the show. Nifty, eh?

We're having a blast designing this whole experience. We think it's gonna rock a sock or two.

Fascist Dictator Clients and How to Deal with Them

I have this client. I won't say he's impossible, just... challenging.

Wait. Never mind. He's a totalitarian nightmare.

He makes me draw on the fly, in marker. Changes? I just have to figure it out. While he watches.

Not to mention that I'm always on call for this guy. I hadn't even finished my wine at dinner last night when I was called up for service. After handing me a blank piece of paper and a tiny marker, this is how it went:

CLIENT: "So it's a bunch of sick kids in bed. Ten. No, six. No, five.

ME: "Can you show me how many fingers that is?"

CLIENT: [shows ten fingers]

ME: "Okay, that's ten. You want ten sick kids in bed?"

CLIENT: "No, I said five."

ME: "Okay. Just clarifying."

CLIENT: "Okay, now there's a fire."

ME: "Where the sick kids are? That's kind of scary. I'll make it in a trash can."

CLIENT: [reluctant and doubtful stare] "Annnnddd... a Christmas tree!"

ME: "Okay. How's that?"

CLIENT: "Argh! Don't forget the zombie."

ME: "Of course. My fault, totally."

I advise other artists to give these types of fascist clients two cookies and send them to bed with their mommy. Anyway, that's how I handled it. I'm still waiting on this invoice to be paid.

Complacency kills. Laurels hurt your butt. Stay fresh!

I'm not one to rest on my laurels. Even if I had laurels, I would avoid sitting on them. In fact, I bought this cushy office chair because it was laurel-free. Feels good.

What was I saying?

Oh, yes. Resting on my laurels.

I don't think complacency kills. I think complacency sends you directly to a volcanic level of hell while you're still alive so you can painfully consider just how lazy you were on Earth.

Complacency and resting on laurels have been on my mind as I prep for SURTEX next month. I'm poring over my catalog and reviewing designs. Some of them get yanked out and banished to that volcano hell forever. Others get awarded a fluffy cloud in my little art heaven. Others get a good talking to and an Oprah-style makeover.

One of the most important things for me is to keep my designs fresh. Some designs I review just don't feel right anymore. I may have been ready to marry them two years ago, but now they look dull and lifeless. Or maybe they're just... askew (and not in a good way, like most of my art, which is purposefully askew).

This is a perfect example of someone who got a lecture on complacency today. I had a Frankenstein character that was just not pulling his weight in the catalog. We sat down and talked about his goals, what he hoped to achieve by being part of the Sparky Firepants Halloween Team. We wept a little. Then we got to work, revitalizing him.

On the left is Old Frank, just before his annual review. On the right is New Frank, after he completed my Revitalization Program®.

This is only the tip of the iceberg. I have over 200 images to sift through and consider freshening up. This work is 100% laurel-free, but so satisfying.

Honey, your Pants! are here.

Sitting across from me in the studio is a ginormous pile of packages ready for mailing. It's a beautiful sight.

The packages contain the very first Pants! games to be snatched up by our treasured customers.

It will be even more beautiful to see them slide down the chute at the post office. We're so completely stoked to get these games into eager, playing hands across the U.S., the UK, and as far away as New Zealand. Jenni has been crazy busy contacting customers to confirm addresses and I've been fearlessly wielding my Sharpie marker to sign copies.

It's been a fantastically fun ride to get here and this is only the beginning. Next stop: stores!

Pants! games ready for shipping

Get your mitts on a copy directly from the Sparky Firepants store.

A Flying Joke

©2012 Sparky Firepants®A man gets on a flight to St. Louis. Soon after takeoff, the beverage cart comes around. He asks for a Coke and some peanuts.

After a minute or two, he hears a tiny voice.

"Nice shirt!"

The man looks around, but his seat mate is asleep.

"You have a lovely smile."

Again, he looks around, checks the seat behind him. Nobody is talking or even looking at him. He hears the voice again.

"You have excellent posture."

Just then, a flight attendant walks by and the man stops her. "Excuse me, I know this sounds crazy but I keep hearing these tiny voices."

The flight attendant leans in and whispers, "And what are the voices saying to you?"

"Well, actually, they're...um... they're telling me how nice I look."

The flight attendant smiles and points to his tray table. "Oh! It's the peanuts. They're complimentary."

Why do it if you’re not excited about it?

My head outshines his sequins by a factor of 10.

I was just thinking about our trade show experiences over the last few years.

There's a ton of logistical details involved just in traveling and setting up. We have to make sure our GreeterPants people arrive safely and on time. Banner hooks. Coffee. Petty cash. Did we get our badges? Do these shoes make my head look too big?

I could go on with all the fine details involved in planning for a successful show. And while I have an iPad full of logistics and booth designs that I review every week, that's not what I was thinking about.

I was thinking about that time Uncle Sam came by our booth at the Licensing Expo in Vegas. We recruited him to pose in front of our own Uncle Sam because passing up on those opportunities makes a show boring.

We are against boring.

What that made me think about is our true function at trade shows, which is to give people that Sparky Firepants goofball let-your-hair-down experience, live and in person. Sure, we're there to show our art. Technically we could do that with a 3" binder and a card table. But why travel around the country showing your art unless you're going to be excited about what you do?

We're excited.

We love the art we make and what people do with it. We love to meet our current clients and new manufacturers. What you do is fascinating to us, so forgive us for asking a billion questions about your products. We can't help ourselves.

And if we get a little wacky by dressing up in costume at SURTEX this year (you'll have to see it to believe it), it's because that's who we are. That's what our art is all about. And yes, you will see art you can actually use.

I'll post more about SURTEX in the coming weeks. In the meantime, you can read this super duper article on Sparky Firepants in their newsletter.

Thanks, Uncle Sam.

Sparky People: Monique Nolan

Bugs Bunny to Monster: "My stars. And I bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too."

I do meet a lot of interesting people. Every time I travel (which is frequently), I meet new people. Whenever I work on a custom project or develop greetings, I work with people. When our gas tank is empty, I chat with people (in Oregon you can't pump your own gas so this is part of the experience). When someone comments on this blog or on Facebook, there you are: people!

So I meet a lot of interesting people. My stars. One thing I've noticed is that every one of the people I interact with has something that makes them uniquely interesting. There's not a robot among them. Wait. No. Actually, I do have an acquaintance who is a Roomba vacuum. Even the Roomba is decidedly... quirky and unpredictable. Interesting.

So let's get you acquainted with the other people I know. There's a lot of them, but don't worry. We'll just meet one at a time.

Today I'll introduce you to Monique Nolan. She's a good friend of our family and a very interesting person.

Monique NolanTell us about yourself and your family. Who is Monique?

I'm a stay at home mama to two nicely mischievous boys and wife to husband extraordinaire. We live up in Big Bear and love the outdoors, hiking, fishing, and throwing snow balls. I love to create stuff, anything, art, crafts, crocheted items, canned goods and loads of yummy food.

I also love eating food, taking pictures of food and blogging about food. My dream would be to live on a small farm with laying chickens, little goats, bunnies and alpacas, a milking cow and a large organic garden.

We're big fans of food, too. Describe your personal style. What are you drawn to?

I love funky things. Weird color combos, odd things you wouldn't normally find together. I also love old things, handmade things, rustic antiques, brick houses, old cabins in the woods, nature and fires.

You have an Etsy shop for your crocheting. How did you get started? What will we find?

I used to paint, before kids, and after kids I had a hard time getting going. They were always getting into my paints and leaving wet oil paintings out around toddlers just wasn't working. I decided to direct my creative efforts toward something more kid friendly and hopped on youtube and taught myself to crochet.

I first started with making my kids items and gifts for my friends' kids. Eventually I got hooked on gorgeous handspun yarns off of Etsy and Monkeyrama was finally born. Monkeyrama is now a joint effort between myself, my mother-in-law and sister-in-law.

Monique 02You'll find unique receiving blankets, baby shoes, bean bag games, gnome babies, hats, scarves and whatever else tickles our fancy.

I am currently working on a gorgeous mother and daughter darling hat set as well as some men's and women's hats. We are also working on getting more bean bag games, blankets and shoes in different prints.

Liam and robot skate deck

Liam with his custom Sparky Firepants skateboard

What do you think about crocheted skateboards? Super cool or recipe for disaster?

Ha! Well, little mini ones would be fun toys, our little gnome babies could ride them!

Most importantly, where can we find your crocheting online?

You can find me on Etsy! Our website is www.etsy.com/shop/monkeyrama.

Thanks for being here, Monique!

Please feel free to introduce yourself to Monique.

You never know who I'll introduce you to next. In fact, even I don't know yet. But stay tuned and find out. No doubt they will be interesting.