Nice to meet you.

My name is David. Or Mr. Pants, if your prefer.

I create rockin' illustration for your unique situation.

This man can help you.

This post has no SEO. Blah.

Written on March 9, 2010 by sparkyfirepants in Sparky Firepants Says
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Small business, blah blah.

Design, blah. Blah blah. Design good. blah.

Logos and branding blah. Do this. Blah blah. Think about your people… blah.

SXSW. Blahgity blah blah. Not going…because x, y, z, blah.

Who’s doing what blah. Products. blah. Teleclass, blah.

Think different, blah. blauthenticity.

Tuesday morning. Puddles. Wet. Cold. Happy.

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  • blauthenticity...

    priceless ;)
  • Kip
    Today you are my hero.
  • You. Are. A. Rockstar.

    This is one of my favorite blog posts ever. Like in the whole history of the interwebs.

    Blah. Blah. Blah.

    So much blah. Everywhere you look.

    Blah. Blah. Blah.

    (And blauthenticity? Brilliant. And funny enough that my belly shakes from crazy laughter every time I say it.)

    Rock on Mr. Pants.
  • Linking, blah, blah. Witty comment and blah blah. Wry observation blah, blahgity blahgity blah.

    Wrapping it blahgitty up. Blah.
  • You hit it right on the head. Tuesday afternoon. Grassy hill. Sunshine. Errant tennis ball. Laughing 9 year old boy.
  • See Sparky Jump. (Click the photo for enlargement.) Your little guy looks adorable. Love the hat.

    Touchdown! Just googled and you are on the first page for "blah." SEO without even trying. You are the master.
  • I'm going to count count your keyword count percentages in here. Just to make sure you did it right.

    Bob Barker!
  • I just realized that my clever, off-the-cuff title has a huge hole: All the non-blah words in the post make for a more searchable post.

    I also realized that even when I write about something as silly as playing with my son before work, I wind up offending people.

    Yay, SEO!

    Yay, PRODUCTS!

    Yay, SXSW!

    Yay EVERYTHING! Woooo!!! Price is right!! Bob Barker! Donuts! Vegans! Non-vegans! Shoes! Caterpillars! Butterflies! Obama! Palin! Alcohol! Tea!
  • Offended whom?
  • Wow. I am deeply moved. I really needed this kick in the pants today, Prof. Pants. Thank you for your tireless inspiration.
  • Thank you for such post. I will subscribe and read more.
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