You deserve awesomization.

Getting there is 2/3 the fun

We’re almost there. Phoenix, that is. We knew this would be a long trip, especially with a 2-year old backseat driver (sometimes I wish my steering wheel was a bagel, too).
Driving from Portland to Phoenix was ambitious, we knew. Flying would have been quick and fairly painless.
But we are a little bit crazy. Yes, sir. [...]